Even though I have a mailbox here at school I don't have packages sent to me here because A) the Post Office is only open for 3 hours a day and B) the post man running the school Post Office is 123 years old and I never get my mail.
So, sometimes I have packages sent to my best friends house which for some reason means to her that shes allowed to open and inspect my goodies.
Recently, I ordered a Boston Red Sox baseball hat and received the following text message:
"your hat came today, but the dog got a hold of it and pissed on it"
I was in Iraq when my blog was featured in the Advocate last summer. Needless to say thats not a magazine easily found on Military bases or the Middle East. I was nowhere near a place to pick one up when the edition featuring my blog came out. So, my sister and a few friends picked one up the day it came out so I could have a copy when I came home. My sister recently gave me a copy, and this is what my feature looks like in print. If thats not TOTALLY punk rock I don't know what is.
I rarely have time to browse youtube.com but I found this video today and couldn't pass it up. Its actually very cool and doesn't end in the normal National Geographic manner where the cute baby animal is mangled by a menacing predator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
Texas Penal code: Sec.A33.02. BREACH OF COMPUTER SECURITY.
Nice one, genius.
Oh, and if you think you're being smart by coming to my site via another site I can see that as well.
Nice one, genius.
Oh, and if you think you're being smart by coming to my site via another site I can see that as well.
Yeah, you.
The one who checks my blog from a medical office in Shreveport, LA. I know who you are and why you check my blog. The last ocet of your IP address is .250. If you were smart enough to know how to check your IP address you could confirm that i'm actually talking about you, but I know you aren't that smart. So, trust me when I say that i'm talking about you.
I know that you check my blog because you a) don't like lesbians and b) think you can use my friendship with your brothers soon to be ex-wife (my best friend) against her because i'm gay. I know you think that because you're ignorant. Lesbians don't want to have sex with every female they know, especially ones they have been best friends with since high school. You might know that if you weren't such a bigot. That's right, B.I.G.O.T. How do I know that you're a bigot? Because I spend enough time with my best friends kids to know that they come back from YOUR house dropping the "N" bomb. That might be cool in that pathetic little existence of yours, but to the rest of the world, you are called a BIGOT. I linked that to an online dictionary so you could read up on it.
I know that you spent one minute and 39 seconds checking up on my blog. It was right around noon so i'm guessing that you were cyberstalking me on your lunch break. Good little worker, you are. Not even on the company dime.
I know that your company hasn't upgraded to Vista yet. Smart IT move there. It's better to work out all those bugs first you know. They did give you IE 7 though. isn't tabbed browsing the best?
I know all of this (and really a whole lot more), because, well, nevermind. I can't give away all my secrets can I?
I know at this moment you are probably a bit shocked. I would be too if I thought I was being smart by cyberstalking the lesbian and all this time she actually knew! Imagine that...a lesbian with a brain. Well, heres a shocker, rocket scientist. It's not that difficult to track dumb people.
So, im doing you a favor by telling you that i'm onto your little game. Now you don't have to spend your lunch breaks trying to gather information that isn't there! You can enjoy your lunch in peace and tell bigot jokes to all of your friends!
The gloves are coming off.
Oh, and you can stop checking my Myspace too.
love,
me
